#it could be deadlock.

[hvstias]

making sova bffs with dangerous angsty queer coded women is my passion

[somerandomcockroach]

[pivsketch]

public deadlock posting is now legal. please look at my favorite asshole jacob lash

[ptanalo]

something something honk schnoo

[bbgatile]

we were meant for more than darkness

[rageorg]

So what I've gathered from the lore is

[blighted-lights]

i am not the type of man, who can fall asleep in someone else's arms

not enough bitter ravage content out there. this guy's got so much to be bitter about, i think he should be able to seethe. and seethe sadly, when it comes to drift

once again pushing the drift and rav amica agenda onto all of you ooOOOOoo you want them to be amicas you want them to be amicas so bad

[jpivot]

THERE IS NO NEED FOR GUNS. THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT AND HIS FISTS ARE ALL ABRAMS NEEDS NOW

[replicafatale]

one cool thing I just noticed in deadlock: chars have situational lines for when they're low health & sound more frustrated/desperate trying to land their abilities. loooove that detail

[hundchentanque]

Looking up anything about deadlock is a 50/50 between the most genuinely enjoyable looking gameplay and funny banter imaginable, and wading through "bro this is like if overwatch sucked" comments.

[valve3nthusiast]

Drift taking a trip with the briefcase to go back in time to a few months he lost the memory of by head injury

Finding Deadlock

And fucking him

He does the bare minimum of disguise (no autobrand, optics changed to a less noticeable yellow, adjusting his vocalizer so he doesn't sound exactly the same as Deadlock) and is pleasantly surprised when he doesn't have to do much convincing before Deadlock agrees to frag him. They have wonderfully amazing and nasty sex, Drift gets some sort of weird emotional catharsis out of it, Drift peaces out knowing he never remembered this later

Meanwhile, Deadlock POV:

A mech that looks like a cross between his ideal type and his idealized self walks up to him and asks to frag. Deadlock takes a moment to be creeped out by the autobot intelligence division... before saying yes, because the sex will probably be good even if this guy is an ops agent

He might need to reevaluate that judgment, because even an ops agent would have trouble faking this amount of enthusiasm. Mystery Mech rides his spike like it's the last thing he wants to do before he dies, and begs Deadlock to hurt him with the prettiest little whines. If the (maybe?) autobot wants to get hurt, who is he to say no? (Plus, it's practically illegal to not bite those thighs)

Deadlock pins him down on the berth, thrusting into him hard and fast. The maybe-autobot gives him this taunting little smirk, like he isn't affected at all, and something about it is blindly infuriating. For some reason, this mech makes an ugly, unquantifiable emotion rise up in his processor, and an unbelievable amount of charge light up his array

Deadlock, with a hand behind each knee and claws digging into him, forces Mystery Mech's legs up and bends him into a mating press. The little punched-out ah! ah! ah! noises he makes as Deadlock doubles his effort to brutally pound into that slick valve is music to his ears

By the time they're done, Mystery Mech would look like he'd been mauled if not for the blissed out expression on his face. They both fall into a light recharge, but Deadlock is wide awake again as soon as Mystery Mech starts moving. He's expecting that assassination attempt now, but instead the mech quietly leaves his room and seems to dissappear into thin air

He's still wondering what happened to Mystery Mech when some dumbass wings him on the head during a battle. He wake up later with a gap in his memory, now tragically ignorant to what was honestly some of the best sex he's ever had

[pybun]

idk how else to describe dynamo other than hottest orb known to man

[sourcetwo]

hl3 at TGA rumours are like the "david tennant will play the next doctor rumours" to me. theyve been around for more than a decade and everyone rolls their eyes at it after a while. that being said david tennant did become the 14th doctor that one time so. the time for a hl3 announcement will come eventually... i just dont think it will be this year

[blazichu]

Well I was going to suggest displaced Nether twins Ingo and Emmet for a possible R&C crossover (silver irises!) but then I remembered how big battle arenas are and what if high-ranking gladiators who are quite nice, they just like to rumble? Not sure how to fit in the transportation side yet but I HAVE been pondering this. The Ratchet and Clank sleeper fandom has hit me once more.

Ooh, the Nether idea is a cool one, and I could definitely see for-sport gladiators working out (depending on the venue, that is... though it would be easy enough to spin Ingo's Hisui arc as being abducted for Dreadzone... hm. This requires further consideration.)

I was toying a little bit with ACiT's rifts, which would be a convenient way to pop back and forth in time, and potentially also cause some fights with Dialga, but wasn't in love with the idea-- as funny as it was to imagine DIALGA TALKING IN ALL CAPS while Clank's just... a soft spoken little dude. I think you've got something good started there, though!

[phoenixtherobot]

Undeniably the worst game i've ever played, just look at that kill to death ratio. Would you believe me if i said i did great in the match before this?

ft. my good friend @nemobao who got me into this game to start with

[moe-broey]

Should I partake...... should I sulk about it..... or should I commit to an inscrutable bit known only to myself (functionally the same as sulking)